ODE TO LITTLE PIG

little pig went to complain
that it had just too much brain
(the shortness is driving me insane)
so how come that i am so vain?

The clerc of office raises hand,
and answers to the pigs command:
” thou shalt grow not, wee piggy
thou shalt grow not, Ziggy’s piggy.”

And little piggy sat and cried,
for nothing worked, nothing he tried,
so he decided to make an end,
became a sausage on my command.